In October 2018, a few scraps of paper were discovered pressed between the yellowing pages of an old Old Yeller. These pages were typed by the 8-year old author on a Commodore 64 in 1988, while chainsmoking Popeye cigarettes and sipping Hi-C on the rocks. Rife with spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and tired clichés, this is all that remains of the uncompleted manuscript.
The 8-year old has since been located and forced out of retirement to finally finish "The Adventure That Never End's."